will that be Fashion Week, or Fashion Weak?

Everyones looking forward to New York fashion week…

I unfortunately am looking more forward to sleep.

New York fashion week always possesses a lack of necessary luster, inspiration&imagination that fashion so greatly deserves.

New York’s fashion circuit has become too commercial.

this bitch gets her inspiration from the runways of paris, london, sweden, & milan.

from the bitchin riveting collections of McQueen & Viktor+Rolf. to the fun exciting designs of Castelbajac & Comme des Garcons. to the simplicity yet modern lines of Ann Demeulemeester & Hussein Chalayan.

But as such with every year, the invites have started to roll in

and just so happen this year I’ve gotten hired by Conde Nast to cover the shows & give my opinion from my point of view, but to be honest i’ll be looking more forward to the after parties…where the real excitement lies in New York fashion week.Yet I’ll try to remain optimistic that this seasons collections will not be as disappointing & yawn-inducing as the last few I’ve witnessed.

I’ll actually be working the door of a few of the parties(dont dare ask me about the guest list)…while daddy(Jason Hates You) hosts a couple… and our roommate/my favorite friend(Jermaine Jagger) DJs a couple…..

guess we better rest up…not for the pretentious reason of ‘being seen during fashion week’ but because we will be ‘werq’in it bitches.

its about that time for beauty rest for this pooch.

xoxo

This is it….

i look ahead and i see ankles….

yet im better than you because….

you’ll be patiently looking ahead to my next blog post to see what im gonna do next.

i’m miley

your new best friend.

and this is

Miley’s So Called Life.

xoxo